Archive for September, 2005

Muhhhh.

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Well, my upstairs neighbor got laid last night. I don't know her, but I'm very happy for her. However, it would be a lot nicer for me if she weren't a screamer, and if her boyfriend weren't the "piledrive-that-bedframe-into-the-floor" type.

Best Amazon.com item ever.

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

Badonkadonk! The best thing about this is that I didn't find it on somebody else's blog, or webpage, or anything like that. I found it myself when I did a search for "RAZR". I'd order one, but as Dawn pointed out, it'd probably be hell on gas mileage. It'd probably ...

I was raised on a cup of coffee!

Sunday, September 25th, 2005

T minus 2 days until I can get my Motorola RAZR. Does anybody have any experience with T-Mobile? I'm tired of Cingular for a variety of reasons. Their coverage is very good -- my calls never drop, and I get service everywhere, even inside huge concrete and metal buildings. ...

More memetics

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die: - Get _____ to say two words to me. Just two words! That's honestly all I want. [edit -- DONE! awwwwyeah.] - Obtain and consume a deep fried swiss roll. - Finish and publish a novel. - Visit England. - Get my Ph.D. - Obtain ...

What's the worst thing ever?

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

Because the human experience varies so widely, I'm curious ... What's the worst thing you've ever found out about somebody you liked/were interested in/cared about/loved/were connected to in some way? Excluding death here, since that's more something that happened to another person, rather than something horrible about that person, or something horrible ...

The things I did (or didn't)

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

Got up at 8:30. Took Claritin and ate breakfast. Went to get my head shrunk at 9:30. Came home. Dutifully returned my mother's phone call at 11:00. Visited with the mouses. Decided to lie down with the laptop at 12:30, waiting to see if my Apple Loan card will ...

Airing dirty laundry

Friday, September 9th, 2005

OK, not exactly dirty laundry. Maybe not even slightly soiled laundry. But definitely jumbled-up and unsorted laundry. Entries from my text msg Inbox on my phone are below. Who they're from has been omitted to complete the surrealistic feel of reading these. INBOX: "I couldn't find ...

Ophelia was …

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

... a tempest, cyclone, a goddamned hurricane.

hack, hack, wheeze …

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

I would like to take this opportunity to say that it is 5:27 a.m., EST, and I am sick as all get-out. I did not grow up with allergies. I did not have allergies as a young adult. I moved to Rochester, and BAM I have allergies. ...

disowning your last syllable

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

posed a seriously disturbing question to me at work today. It all began when I was talking to this kid named Bo or Beau who sat beside me. I knew him because we'd trained him three or four classes ago, and she was wondering who he was ...