Archive for December, 2005

Ow.

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Am I the only person who is getting progressively more weirded out each time I load my blog's webpage to be greeted with what appears to be a bare ass? I suppose I need to come up with some real news so I can phase this thing on down the page. ...

Mystery photo posted from phone

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

Now accepting guesses as to what this is.

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Monday, December 26th, 2005

I don't know what gets into me at the grocery store.

Christmas Weirdness on I-490

Monday, December 26th, 2005

Yesterday, on Christmas Day proper, I almost got killed by the ChanukahMobile on 490 heading west out of the city. It was a four-door sedan with an enormous menorah affixed to its roof, with a sign below where the candles went proclaiming "HAPPY CHANUKAH". Needless to say, at 50+ mph, ...

Merry Christmas Day

Sunday, December 25th, 2005

I had a terrific Christmas Eve spent with Kerri. We went to the candlelight service at Bethlehem Lutheran Church in Fairport, which was lovely, inspiring, and comforting. After the Baptist Church debacle where Keith and I sat horror-stricken for 1.5 hours as we were patronized, talked down to, manipulated and ...

Merry Christmas

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

Wine + prozac = short term amnesia and double vision. It's an interesting state. I know that I didn't drink enough wine to even really get buzzed last night, but all the same once I woke up I could not remember last night at all. I just have the ...

Burnt out.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

This is too much. I can't do it all. I have to take an Incomplete on this 8 credit hour course so that I can get an extension to finish my paper. I'm working full time. Everybody needs something for Christmas. Sarah wants her baby's sonogram on DVD for ...

Let the paper-writing marathon BEGIN

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

OK. It's 6:30pm, I am brewing a fresh pot of espresso roast coffee, I am surrounded by volumes of Henry James and Mark Twain and John Steinbeck, and I am determined to write this fifteen page paper before midnight. Oh yeah, and I'm EXTREMELY BITCHY RIGHT NOW. ...

Brain-Mouth filter

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

I seem to be lacking that filter between your brain and your mouth lately. That aside, am I the only person who thinks that Gwen Stefani looks like a transvestite? I've never seen any woman who tries so hard with the bleached hair and red lipstick only to ...

Sense and Scents and a Pocket Full of Sixpence

Monday, December 19th, 2005

No sense. What is sense? How do we make it? Why are we obligated to make it? To make life easier for OTHERS? How often do we concern ourselves with making life easier for others? We spend our days trying to make life easier ...