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Monday, February 13th, 2006Get me Pagey on the phone. Now.
Archive for February, 2006
Archie McPhee
Sunday, February 12th, 2006Archie McPhee.com, particularly the action figures page, is a delight for all. I have little Bill Shakespeare. He's a big hit at work.
Dear Self: Thou art predictable.
Saturday, February 11th, 2006Dear Christy: You're supposed to be writing a brilliant 15-page paper on the American Identity in Literature, not downloading Led Zeppelin screensavers.
Dear ABC Television Network:
Thursday, February 9th, 2006I refuse to watch Blair Cramer and Spencer Truman fornicate. I shortened your show to 20 minutes today by completely bypassing all of the stomach-turning scenes of them. I'm no prude, but if I wanted to watch shiny Ken and Barbie dolls do it, I'd buy some at ...
Fiends, roamin', lend me your ears.
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006I sleepwalk. This is true. I have woken up standing in my hallway. I have woken up standing in the dining room, frantically rifling through my purse. I have woken up in the kitchen holding a glass of water. Once, I found myself at the ...
Fuck.
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006Hi. Let me tell you about my day. I was in the middle of watching Elizabethtown when I had to stop the movie to go outside and move my car with its NY State license plates to the other side of the road. Because I don't have a parking lot. ...
The Rochester Mirage
Saturday, February 4th, 2006Just wanted to share an article on the Rochester mirage, courtesy of the very cool Rochester Wiki, which i've contributed small bits and pieces to over the past year and enjoy reading. The mirage is most likely the result of fata morgana, an optical illusion caused by atmospheric temperature ...