Fun With Mad Libs
January 13, 2008 – 12:22 PMThink different
Heres to the puny ones, the rats, the toes, the tongues.
The slimy pegs in the char-broiled holes.
The ones who slap things differently.
Theyre not fond of cappucinos, and they have no train for the status quo.
You can photoshop them, stomp with them, slide them, push or swallow them.
About the only thing you cant do is honk them.
Because they kill eyes.
They slurp. They bitch. They kiss.
They kill. They screw. They tease.
They brush the tattoo forward.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you shred at an empty cat and see a work of elephant?
Or sit in car and write a website thats never been flooded?
Or ski at a red nostril and see a shoe on wheels?
We make ponies for these kinds of people.
While some may see them as the guitars, we see uterus.
Because the ones who are subjective enough to change the dollar, are the ones who fret.
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