Airing dirty laundry
September 9, 2005 – 7:27 PMOK, not exactly dirty laundry. Maybe not even slightly soiled laundry. But definitely jumbled-up and unsorted laundry. Entries from my text msg Inbox on my phone are below. Who they're from has been omitted to complete the surrealistic feel of reading these.
INBOX:
“I couldn't find my envelopes. They were in the fridge. Nice cold envelopes.”
“Where's the sexy white sweatshirt?”
“I got your message getting a new prosthesis at noon at the hospital”
“!Yes”
“There are four cop cars and an ambulance here but i dont know why”
“Speaking of verbing you and i have done that with “mystery science theater”
“I guess your ___ ___ story has left me paralyzed.”
“I have a great gift for the mice!”
“That was quick. Sorry to hear it.”
“I had 2.90 worth of txt msgs this month!”
“You owe me for lost sleep”
“That fits the Rupee pattern”
“Werent those DVDs left in a hot car for a day?”
“Gg.J.Gktjgtktajwathj”
“Is he going to a Nuremburg rally?”
OUTBOX:
“The sexy white hoodie is lying on my bed — and you're not! HA!”
(I have no idea who msged me about the white hoodie sweater. So that means I have no idea who I sent that reply to.)