back from odd dreamscapes
November 5, 2005 – 9:32 AMOK. This is what I was dreaming before the tune of “TeenGirlSquad.mp3″ went off in my ear and startled me awake because I accidentally fell asleep with my cell phone on my pillow and Keith Handy was calling me at 8:30 a.m. to kvetch about caffeine-related traumas.
The government of Monroe County decided that since we already have so many oddly-pronounced towns and suburbs surrounding Rochester (CharLOTTE, LE-roy, ChEYE-LEYE) that it might as well go for broke and make everybody pronounce all the surrounding townships oddly as well. RNews had just finished up their segment on how Victor was to be refashioned as Vic-TORRR, when the phone went off.