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Being Robert Plant

By cbassman • Jan 5th, 2006 • Category: Web

I'm starting a petition for Keith Handy to name his next album Being Robert Plant.

Back me up on this. Much like I desire a Guns 'N' Roses doormat to wipe my feet on for the rest of my days, I will not die happy unless Keith names his album this. Sign off in the comments section if you want to see this happen.
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Non-related, I wanted to share a snippet of conversation from the carpool this morning:

ME: (blah blah blah TMJ sore jaw fell asleep on the heating pad I bought at Wegmans yesterday) I'm surprised I didn't wake up this morning with third degree burns on my face.

: Well they generally come with a cloth cover to ensure they don't stick to you. (pause) Unlike the ones with tentacles that do stick to you.

ME: Yeah, I saw the C'thulu brand on the shelf next to the one I bought, but I had to pass on that one.