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Dear ABC Television Network:

By cbassman • Feb 9th, 2006 • Category: Web

I refuse to watch Blair Cramer and Spencer Truman fornicate. I shortened your show to 20 minutes today by completely bypassing all of the stomach-turning scenes of them. I'm no prude, but if I wanted to watch shiny Ken and Barbie dolls do it, I'd buy some at Wal-Mart and arrange them in compromising positions and take pictures, and it would be way more entertaining, too.

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