I wish I were a mouse.
February 23, 2006 – 3:04 AMBecause if I were a mouse, I could rip up cardboard and make a racket all night and keep my human awake, and all anybody would ever say about it is “Awwww look at da widdle mouse! She's so CUTE!”
My mice have built an elaborate bunker and have sculpted several cardboard tubes into various shapes. I have a funny feeling this has something to do with my demise.