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September 14, 2005 – 5:33 PM7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die:
- Get _____ to say two words to me. Just two words! That's honestly all I want.
[edit — DONE! awwwwyeah.]
- Obtain and consume a deep fried swiss roll.
- Finish and publish a novel.
- Visit England.
- Get my Ph.D.
- Obtain an Italian last name. By any means possible.
- Get a place with a separate room for a library.
7 Things I can do:
- Write
- Wear size 8 jeans.
- Cook - my own recipes from scratch.
- Sing
- Draw
- Build computers
- Read a thick book in about 3-4 hours.
7 Things I Can't Do:
- Trill my R's
- Juggle
- Drive a manual transmission car
- French braid my own hair
- Smile for a camera
- Stand on a ladder
- Drink more than two martinis
7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:
- Dark hair
- Nice forehead
- Nicely shaped nose
- Athletic build
- Nice shoes
- Perplexing eyes
- Warm voice
7 Things I Say Most Often:
- Thank you for calling ADT Security Services. This is Chris. How may I help you?
- It's cold in here.
- 81/38, no doubt.
- This sucks.
- Hewwo, mouse-mouses!
- George W. Bush is a dumbass.
- Gotta pee.
7 Favorite Movies:
- The Fisher King
- The Color Purple
- Office Space
- The Ring
- Heavenly Creatures
- American Movie
- Being John Malkovich
7 People Tagged:
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