We don't need no education
August 18, 2005 – 6:39 AMI have to help in the classroom again today. The classroom is cold. You can hang meat in there. It's claustrophobia-inducing. I can't stand the classroom. And I hate grading papers.
I called Keith last night. He was drunk. I asked him if I should cut my hair. His response was:
“That's a very personal and life-altering decision. I think you should look inward carefully for the answer to that. Why didn't you talk to your therapist about this?”
Me: “I should have spent my forty dollar co-pay on discussing a seventeen dollar haircut?”
Keith: “EXACTLY. Why else do you go see him?”
Me: “Well, basically I pay this man forty bucks to make me cry.”
Keith: “That's awesome!”
Me: “You're intoxicated, aren't you?”
Keith: “YEP.”