We interrupt these messages to bring you a Park Ave special report
November 24, 2005 – 9:13 AMThis just in from Statesville Mouse Prison on Park Ave. A riot erupted this morning in the holding cell involving three female mice of varying ages and a cardboard tube that was generously donated by the prison warden. The following is a transcript from about ten minutes ago as we report from the scene live.
<Zora> Way cool! I want to go IN it!
<Nina> Ditto that! I want to be ON it!
<Minna> I WANT TO CHEW ON IT AND TOSS IT AROUND!
<Zora> You can't do that. You're too widdle. Besides, I'm IN it.
<Nina> And I'm ON IT!
<Minna> *CHEWS FURIOUSLY AND TUGS AT TUBE*
<Nina> STOPPIT
<Zora> WTF
<Nina> *slides off* WHOA HORSEY
<Zora> Dammit Nina we can't both be in here at the same time.
<Nina> Hold me. I'm scared.
<Minna> I WANT IN
<Zora> Go get another tube. Nina, must I repeat that your big butt and I can't both fit in here at the same time?
<Minna> The other tubes are OLD! I want THIS one!
<Nina> OOMPH. *shoves Zora out of tube*
<Minna> NEW TUBE NEW TUBE NEW TUBE
<Zora> LITTLE HELP IN HERE K PLZ THX
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More on this story as it develops. Back to you, LJ.