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Inspired by , my year in review. I'm not 100% positive how she did hers, but I just took the first sentence posted from each month during 2005. Which reveals what I usually find … that I've had a sorta screwy year:

…oh. So THAT'S what you dream when you eat a spicy roll with wasabi, drink a glass of wine, pop an acid-reducer pill, and go to sleep. I fainted at school Thursday night. http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/REM Ever try writing a paper on the coinage of lexemes, orthography, and the dialectical fallout of Elizabethan England, while acclimating your brain to the wonders of Prozac? I am a lab rat. I have a 2-liter bottle of Coke that doesn't belong to me, in my fridge. I'd like to make a plea to all netizens on behalf of the Manuels of the world. E.T. for Atari was a freaking miserable mess. I really don't understand SSRIs. Keith and I divvied up old CD wallets yesterday containing backup CD-Rs from last millennium. I know I'm a nerd, but lexicography is hot.